Russia
5.1/10
Army Conscription = Free Europe Trip
Things Russia need to improve on:
• Keeping the peace
• Actually winning when using steroids
• The weather
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, basically the Russians are having a go at Ukraine, and the imminent threat of WW3 looms over like an eshay on Ritalin.
But, if you’re disappointed that your Europe plans were cancelled because of a recent cough scandal, mandatory conscription in the army may solve all your problems.
Of course, it’ll be a bit cold, and dodging bullets is no easy feat. But you’ll be the envy of every upper middle-class Instagram.
GIVE IT A GO!
TAH.
The Amateur Hour 