7.2/10
Twitter is free on the Appstore idiot.
Things Elon needs to improve on:
• Refraining from giving his poor shareholders anxiety
• Maybe more than 3 minutes of sleep a night might do some good
The king of memes, electric cars, rocket ships, and making the share market go up and down like my emotions on a night out; Daddy Elon Musk has been dominating the news scene for quite some time and has now become the richest person in the world.
While he is worth more than $200 billion, I do get the feeling he scans avocados at the self-checkout as apples. Given today’s avocado economy, I cannot blame the mogul.
Now don’t get me wrong, someone having his amount of money makes me feel ill and a lot of people want him to pay more tax. However, the current leader of the free world has probably lost his dentures for the second time today, so I wouldn’t trust him with a few billion either.
Save the money for more important things Elon. No, not world hunger, launch your car into space and livestream it – it will be funny.
Whether you want him to die or worship the ground he builds tunnels on, he will probably become the leader of the human race in the next few years or so. I for one, welcome our Musk overlord.
More to come.
TAH
The Amateur Hour 