Jack Pott

Elon Musk

7.2/10 Twitter is free on the Appstore idiot. Things Elon needs to improve on: • Refraining from giving his poor shareholders anxiety • Maybe more than 3 minutes of sleep a night might do some good The king of memes, electric cars, rocket ships, and making the share market go up and down like myContinue reading “Elon Musk”

Francis Bourgeois

9.8/10 Everything I want to be. Things Francis needs to improve on: Post more videos. Nothing else. For those who don’t know, Francis Bourgeois is famous for filming his enthusiastic behaviour around England’s famous locomotive scene. He is known for attaching either a GoPro or 360-degree camera to his forehead and capturing his reaction toContinue reading “Francis Bourgeois”

Gender Reveal Parties

3.2/10

The epitome of cringe, and they start bushfires.

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin 0.4/10 A mid-life crisis at 69 years of age is no good for anyone. Things Vladimir needs to improve on: Anger issues Finding better ways of ‘finding himself in Europe’ His head The year 2022 is off to an interesting start. One day Scomo has rendered his retinas useless in a welding incident,Continue reading “Vladimir Putin”

Russia

Russia 5.1/10Army Conscription = Free Europe Trip Things Russia need to improve on:• Keeping the peace• Actually winning when using steroids• The weather If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, basically the Russians are having a go at Ukraine, and the imminent threat of WW3 looms over like an eshayContinue reading “Russia”

Handshakes

2.1/10 The goldilocks principle personified Thing’s handshakes need to improve on: Stop altogether. Just don’t touch me. A simple bow does the trick. If there’s anything to learn from COVID-19, it’s that social distancing is the best thing to ever happen in our society. Physically being near someone meant people could die, and for sociallyContinue reading “Handshakes”

Lockdown

Thing’s lockdown should improve on: Give police the option to use any force necessary on protesters. It’s no fair they get to go outside and get pepper sprayed just to feel something again. More toilet paper. 1.2/10. “The thing about doing nothing is that you can’t knock off” – My great grandfather. It’s the startContinue reading “Lockdown”

Formula 1

3.2/10 Unless you’ve watched Netflix’s Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Then it is brought up 7.9/10. Brimming with history and a cult like following involving the weird kid from your year 9 days, F1 has been the pinnacle of motorsport since cigarettes were considered healthy. Twenty odd cars flying around a track at high speedContinue reading “Formula 1”

NRL

Rating: 6.2/10; The haircuts need work. Arguably the past time of Australia’s working class, National Rugby League (NRL) has a cult like following spanning from “up norf” to “down souf”. After hearing about it for so long and suffering from constant chat about it in bloke friend groups, I decided to try and sit throughContinue reading “NRL”