Lifestyle – The Amateur Hour

Gender Reveal Parties

3.2/10

The epitome of cringe, and they start bushfires.

Vladimir Putin 0.4/10 A mid-life crisis at 69 years of age is no good for anyone. Things Vladimir needs to improve on: Anger issues Finding better ways of ‘finding himself in Europe’ His head The year 2022 is off to an interesting start. One day Scomo has rendered his retinas useless in a welding incident,Continue reading “Vladimir Putin”

Handshakes

2.1/10 The goldilocks principle personified Thing’s handshakes need to improve on: Stop altogether. Just don’t touch me. A simple bow does the trick. If there’s anything to learn from COVID-19, it’s that social distancing is the best thing to ever happen in our society. Physically being near someone meant people could die, and for sociallyContinue reading “Handshakes”

Lockdown

Thing’s lockdown should improve on: Give police the option to use any force necessary on protesters. It’s no fair they get to go outside and get pepper sprayed just to feel something again. More toilet paper. 1.2/10. “The thing about doing nothing is that you can’t knock off” – My great grandfather. It’s the startContinue reading “Lockdown”