Satire – The Amateur Hour

Handshakes

2.1/10 The goldilocks principle personified Thing’s handshakes need to improve on: Stop altogether. Just don’t touch me. A simple bow does the trick. If there’s anything to learn from COVID-19, it’s that social distancing is the best thing to ever happen in our society. Physically being near someone meant people could die, and for sociallyContinue reading “Handshakes”

Formula 1

3.2/10 Unless you’ve watched Netflix’s Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Then it is brought up 7.9/10. Brimming with history and a cult like following involving the weird kid from your year 9 days, F1 has been the pinnacle of motorsport since cigarettes were considered healthy. Twenty odd cars flying around a track at high speedContinue reading “Formula 1”

NRL

Rating: 6.2/10; The haircuts need work. Arguably the past time of Australia’s working class, National Rugby League (NRL) has a cult like following spanning from “up norf” to “down souf”. After hearing about it for so long and suffering from constant chat about it in bloke friend groups, I decided to try and sit throughContinue reading “NRL”